A guide to the bitchy lingo of the fashionistas and insiders….

Gucci Hoochie
rich skank, hideous label whore, couture ugly

1. a girl who spends lots of money on haute couture or expensive clothes but doesn’t realise that no matter how much Prada or Galliano she dresses in won’t change her cheap look and $1 body.

2. A girl who looks like a chav but has the clothes of a millionnaire.

 

Fashionista
fashion whore, fashion passion

1.Term used to describe a woman who has a passion for fashion. She can name every part of an outfit down to the exact knit used on your grandmas’ cardie.

2. Fashionistas are ladies who MAKE trends, not FOLLOW them.

 

Fashion Faux Pas
What the hell is she wearing, disgusting outfit, rather mingin attire like…

1. Common term used by fashionistas used to describe a fashion disaster.

 

Weeble
drunken skunk, leaning lorna

1. Term used to describe a girl who cannot walk in her high heels.
i.e. ‘Look at that weeble over there trying to walk across the road.’

2. Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!

 

Poseur
wannabe, yuppie

1. A person who is a complete wanna-be. Somebody who tries hard to portray themselves as something that they are not.
i.e. Heather Mills pretending she was never a ‘Miss Whiplash’’

 

Trendy
fashion sheep, un-individual wannabes

1. A Trendy describes a group of people who follow fashion trends down to their new Victorias Secret knickers and listen to mainstream music. They ‘wannabe’ fashionable but haven’t yet worked out that fashion is a personal statement, not a rule to follow.

 

Hauterfly
Fashion butterfly, in the wire, well informed

1. A Hauterfly is a well informed fashion insider who is familiar with the fashion business.
i.e. Vivienne Westwood is a Hauterfly